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Brian J. Pepper: Short, Freaky looking sex offender. Jefe says he doesn't exist and is an internet hoax, yet a scary, shrill voice calls up claiming he's under Jefe's bed waiting to eat his ankles.
Ronnie James Dio: 80's Heavy Metal Rocker, former singer for Black Sabbath. Loves to call up and claim he is God (AKA Dio.) We are unsure of his sexual orientation, as he often refers to himself as "The Windsor Of Wad."
Maddox: Redneck who loves to oil up and shoot his gun with his dude friends. Then loves to give them some A N A…
Hideout Engineer Tony Piggs:
The laziest engineer in the world. He enjoys eating ham and cheese hoagies and begrudgingly fixes the equipment while talking poorly about the talent. Best known for saying, “It’s not my problem."
Jimmy The Jew: Always sticks up for Chunks, saying the guys should be nicer to him and treat him with respect. Truly, the worst regular caller to The Hideout.
UFO Phil: AKA My Name Is Phil & Phil Hill. Longtime caller of The Hideout and general weirdo. Claims to be friends with "Zaxon," who he claims is one of the "good" aliens. At least he has a song about The Hideout.
Chunks' Dad: Often calls to reminisce about the good times he had with Chunks growing up. He also calls to talk about all the stupid things his son has/does.
More Names Still To Come...
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