El Jefe: Host
From Texas, where he was a “baseball star” at South Grand Prairie High School. Best known for being a big workout guy and taking diet pills that mess with his sleep patterns and heart rate.
J-Dubs: Host
From the mean streets of Fowlerville, Michigan, where he grew up with his mother, sister and his stepfather Mullet Joe. He loves nothing more than playing video games, playing with his cat Sadie Lou and upsetting Jefe by making Mexican jokes.
Bateman: Producer
Claims to be an International male model and former London Disc Jockey. Has been described as a “poonhound” and a serial killer woman hater. Known for showing up late and being easily annoyed by everyone.
Chunks: Producer???
Best known for dressing in women’s panties, not having sex in 3 years, being dirty and a disappointment in life. His greatest accopmlishment was playing video games for 50 hours straight without sleep.
Matt Albert: Claims To Be Writer And Third Mic
6’5, 500lb 21 year old Black Virgin from Frederick, MD. Best known for being unemployed, not going to school, not having sex and being full of hate, especially hate for listeners.
DoucheChill Doronne:
Best known as being the Asexual who makes EVERYONE uncomfortable with EVERY word that comes out of his mouth. DOUCHECHILL
Gibbs:
Former Intern and all around annoyance and disappointment. Best known for being the slowest phone screener of all time, the worst phone screener of all time, the worst host of The Hideout Headlines Game Show ever and having the biggest head ever. He let the Hideout down by not showing up a few months into his internship, after screwing up every job ever given to him. We hope he'd dead.
Putin:
Former Intern. Best known for playing role playing games, being dull on air and talking about his much older girlfriend. He also loves the phrase, “It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.”
Hooch:
Fired Intern. Best known for liking “brown people,” switch hitting sexually, grabbing people’s asses and being inappropriate with sex talk.
